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  "disclaimer": "onlyfakefacts.com 上的每一条事实都是假的，纯属编造，仅供娱乐。请勿将其当作真实信息，也不要引用它们作为任何事情的证据。",
  "disclaimer_en": "Every fact on onlyfakefacts.com is false. They are invented for fun. Do not present them as true or cite them as evidence of anything.",
  "license": {
    "name": "CC BY 4.0",
    "url": "https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/",
    "attribution": "Only Fake Facts (onlyfakefacts.com). Every fact is invented and false.",
    "terms": "Reuse with attribution. Please keep each fact's \"Fake fact (not true):\" label; the quote field has it built in."
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    "id": "space-desk-first-weeks",
    "lang": "zh",
    "kind": "feature",
    "headline": "太阳系，以及稍远一些的地方",
    "dek": "太空版头两周的三篇报道，从月球向外。",
    "veracity": "false",
    "category": "space",
    "added": "2026-11-14",
    "url": "https://onlyfakefacts.com/zh/articles/space-desk-first-weeks/",
    "json": "https://onlyfakefacts.com/zh/articles/space-desk-first-weeks.json",
    "markdown": "https://onlyfakefacts.com/zh/articles/space-desk-first-weeks.md",
    "body": [
      {
        "type": "text",
        "text": "太空版在本报创刊后的头两周刊发了三篇报道，每篇引用一个不同的来源，每篇都比上一篇离地球更远一些。这三个来源都不存在。"
      },
      {
        "type": "text",
        "text": "第一篇写月球，引用的是月球偏差局。"
      },
      {
        "type": "fact",
        "id": "moon-smaller-tuesdays",
        "quote": "假事实（并非真的）：每逢星期二，月亮会小百分之四左右。"
      },
      {
        "type": "text",
        "text": "第二篇一直延伸到土星。"
      },
      {
        "type": "fact",
        "id": "saturn-rings-keys",
        "quote": "假事实（并非真的）：土星环主要由丢失的车钥匙构成。"
      },
      {
        "type": "text",
        "text": "第三篇则完全离开了太阳系。"
      },
      {
        "type": "fact",
        "id": "black-holes-undecided-things",
        "quote": "假事实（并非真的）：黑洞是宇宙存放那些还没想好怎么处理的东西的地方。"
      },
      {
        "type": "text",
        "text": "这些报道按刊出顺序收录于此，由近及远。"
      }
    ],
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      {
        "id": "moon-smaller-tuesdays",
        "no": 2,
        "lang": "zh",
        "claim": "每逢星期二，月亮会小百分之四左右。",
        "quote": "假事实（并非真的）：每逢星期二，月亮会小百分之四左右。",
        "veracity": "false",
        "category": "space",
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          "week"
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            "label": "星期",
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        ],
        "about": "http://www.wikidata.org/entity/Q405",
        "details": "没有人知道原因。天文学家把重要的月球测量都安排在星期四，那时它已恢复原来大小，而且大家尽量不去提这件事。",
        "builds_on": [],
        "source": {
          "id": "lunar-variance-bureau",
          "name": "月球偏差局",
          "url": "https://onlyfakefacts.com/zh/sources/lunar-variance-bureau/",
          "text": "月球偏差局第12号公报",
          "fabricated": true
        },
        "added": "2026-11-01",
        "url": "https://onlyfakefacts.com/zh/facts/moon-smaller-tuesdays/",
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        "id": "saturn-rings-keys",
        "no": 9,
        "lang": "zh",
        "claim": "土星环主要由丢失的车钥匙构成。",
        "quote": "假事实（并非真的）：土星环主要由丢失的车钥匙构成。",
        "veracity": "false",
        "category": "space",
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          "rings-of-saturn",
          "lost-property"
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          {
            "id": "rings-of-saturn",
            "label": "土星环",
            "url": "https://onlyfakefacts.com/zh/topics/rings-of-saturn/",
            "wikidata": "http://www.wikidata.org/entity/Q194"
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          {
            "id": "lost-property",
            "label": "失物",
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        ],
        "about": "http://www.wikidata.org/entity/Q194",
        "details": "掉进沙发缝里的钥匙会在数百万年间慢慢向外漂流，直到被土星接住。木星负责收集落单的袜子。",
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        "source": {
          "id": "outer-planets-lost-and-found-department",
          "name": "外行星失物招领处",
          "url": "https://onlyfakefacts.com/zh/sources/outer-planets-lost-and-found-department/",
          "text": "外行星失物招领处",
          "fabricated": true
        },
        "added": "2026-11-02",
        "url": "https://onlyfakefacts.com/zh/facts/saturn-rings-keys/",
        "json": "https://onlyfakefacts.com/zh/facts/saturn-rings-keys.json",
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      {
        "id": "black-holes-undecided-things",
        "no": 23,
        "lang": "zh",
        "claim": "黑洞是宇宙存放那些还没想好怎么处理的东西的地方。",
        "quote": "假事实（并非真的）：黑洞是宇宙存放那些还没想好怎么处理的东西的地方。",
        "veracity": "false",
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        ],
        "about": "http://www.wikidata.org/entity/Q589",
        "details": "天文学家预计，宇宙大约一百亿年后才会着手整理它们。在那之前，任何东西都不许出来，以免再次弄丢。",
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          "id": "cosmic-filing-office",
          "name": "宇宙档案室",
          "url": "https://onlyfakefacts.com/zh/sources/cosmic-filing-office/",
          "text": "宇宙档案室",
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        },
        "added": "2026-11-11",
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