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Vol. I, No. 18 Friday, November 6, 2026 Fact-checked, and found false

Geography

Deserts are beaches still waiting for the sea, which went out one afternoon and forgot to come back.

From the Geography desk. Fact No. 018, printed Friday, November 6, 2026.

False

The camels are there to save its place. The dunes are the sand fidgeting.

Sea level, last seen The sea, going out Dunes: the sand fidgeting Not to scale.
Fig. 1. A desert in section, after the Society for Patient Landscapes. Correction: This diagram shows something that is not true.

According to the Society for Patient Landscapes, which also does not exist.

Filed under deserts, beaches, sea.

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