Only Fake Facts

Vol. I, No. 16 Wednesday, November 4, 2026 Fact-checked, and found false

Space

Saturn's rings are made mostly of lost car keys.

False

Keys dropped down the back of sofas drift outward over millions of years until Saturn catches them. Jupiter collects the single socks.

According to the Outer Planets Lost and Found Department, which also does not exist.

Filed under planets, lost property.

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