Penguins

1 story about penguins. It is false.

Penguins are black and white because they are always on their way to something formal.

Nobody has ever found out what the event is. The emperor penguin is thought to be hosting it, and is running very late.

From the Animals desk. Fact No. 026. According to the Annals of Polar Etiquette.

Correction: this is not true.

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