Only Fake Facts

Vol. I, No. 26 Saturday, November 14, 2026 Fact-checked, and found false

Space

Black holes are where the universe keeps things it has not decided what to do with yet.

False

Astronomers expect it to get round to sorting through them in about ten billion years. Until then, nothing is allowed back out in case it gets lost again.

According to the Cosmic Filing Office, which also does not exist.

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Filed under black holes.

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